That will be the last time i ever watch santa claus conquers the martians without the mst3k guys guiding me through its absurdity. Santa claus fosters depression is the chilling tale of st. Crow and tom are looking at christmas catalogs invention exchange. Santa claus conquers the martians is the featured movie in this mst3k episode.
I stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, worst holiday movies ever, and props to netflix for actually having it available so that i could torture myself for 81 excruciating minutes. Best of all, this site is updated by mst3ks greatest asset, the fans you. Without further ado, i present to you the very campy, utterly ridiculous, and mindnumbingly awful santa claus conquers the martians. Jacobson, based on a story by glenville mareth, that stars john call as santa claus.
Santa claus conquers the martians film, science fiction. The movie is certainly insane enough i mean, look at the title, but again the riffing just doesnt seem to be exceptionally funny. Some may not know, cinematic titanic is an offshoot of mst3k or mystery science theater 3000. While on earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of martians to the north pole and santa. Welcome to the most complete list of free online streaming mystery science theater 3000 videos. Martian parents kimar and momar become concerned that their children bomar and girmar are you picking up the mar theme. Movies like santa claus conquers the martians was the reason mst3k was invented, and the brains lived up to their own high standards with this one. Mystery science theater 3000 s 03 e 21 santa claus conquers. Mystery science theater 3000 s 03 e 21 santa claus.
Staying up this christmas eve to watch santa claus conquers. It became a holiday staple on the comedy central cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere, helping it become one of the series most popular episodes and introduced the film to a new generation in the form of younger msties some of the original cast of mst3k would later. Dec 23, 2016 rodney dangerfield at his best on the tonight show starring johnny carson 1983 duration. Visual lets plays mst3k 0324 master ninja ii duration. Mst3k best of santa claus conquers the martians youtube. A place for fans of mystery science theater 3000 to share all things mst3krelated. Netflixs plot synopsis reads, the martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth about santa claus, so they decide to capture mr. Martians steal children from earth and it is up to santa and droppolikely an unregistered sex offender to save the day. Joel and the bots take on the infamous christmas classic santa claus conquers the martians 1964 in which a group of martians kidnap santa claus because they have no one on mars to give their children presents. The crew writes and performs a pinnacle christmas carol a patrick swayze christmas and. Santa claus conquers the martians this was the first christmas episode of the comedy series. With john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck, bill mccutcheon. Mystery science theater 3000 santa claus conquers the. Staying up this christmas eve to watch santa claus conquers the martians.
I think the host segments in mst3k scctm are better than the riffing. Santa claus conquers the martians at the maverick theater. Mst3k 0321 20010418 santa claus conquers the martians youtube. Santa, you will never return to earth, you belong to mars now. Rifftrax, a production of several former mst3k writers and performers, selected the film for riffing in a. Please join mike, kevin, and bill for rifftrax live. Santa claus conquers the martians at the maverick theater, fullerton, ca. The guys just seemed kinda lazy in the theater on this one. Santa claus conquers the martians bravely attempts to set the record straight. Favorite version of santa claus conquers the martians. Mst3k santa claus conquers the martians commercial youtube. The santa claus conquers the martians reboot looks. The entire cast is made up of unknowns, except for a young precelebrity pia zadora, as martian tyke, girmar, and ned wertimer, as kidtv reporter andy henderson. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 science fiction comedy film directed by nicholas webster, and features an eightyearold pia zadora as one of the martian children.
Mystery science theater 3000 s03 ep21 santa claus conquers the martians part 01 hd watch. The martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth that sing the praises of santa claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture mr. Crappy audio and crappy video add up to a pretty cruddy experience. Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with tv shows from earth which extol the virtues of santa claus, start an expedition to earth to kidnap the one and only santa. I have a version of this but im wondering if a better copy exists. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by nicholas webster, produced and written by paul l.
This episode was included in rhinos mystery science theater 3000. It should be no surprise that the music and lyrics for a patrick swayze christmas were written by. What on earth would we do if martians invaded and kidnapped santa claus for their own. Best of all, this site is updated by mst3k s greatest asset, the fans you. Conversely, the riffs are better in the mexican santa claus movie, but i cant remember a single host segment from that episode. Just dont ask me to see it often because, unless im really in the mood for it or sleepdeprived from too. The riffs are middling to good, not a bad episode riffwise by any means but not toptier.
Rodney dangerfield at his best on the tonight show starring johnny carson 1983 duration. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and youve got one of our funniest live shows to date. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by. As mainstream moves go, santa claus conquers the martians surely must rank as one of the oddest ever made. Cinematic titanic santa claus conquers the martians youtube. It became a holiday staple on the comedy central cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere, helping it become one of the series most popular episodes and introduced the film to a new generation in the form of younger msties.
Santa claus conquers the martins is a science fictioncomedy from 1964 directed by nicholas webster. Scctm is a bizarre cocktail of american excitement about the space program, a warning against watching too much television, and loving santa. This summer, a crack team of scientists used advanced dna technology to solve a sharkattack cold case. Jan 28, 2009 mystery science theater 3000 s03 ep21 santa claus conquers the martians part 01 hd watch. Mst3k 0321 20010418 santa claus conquers the martians. I especially like the hardwarestore attachments on the martians surplus football helmets flexible conduit such as youd see atop your water heater, and bent coat hangers. Santa claus from 1959 funniest mst3k episode ever made, love this movie seen it so many times uncut on the archive website and saw this. I have to believe the picture incorporates some deliberate tongueincheek. Santa claus conquers the martians screens thursday december 7th at 7. May 27, 2017 185 videos play all mystery science theater 3000 complete, ordered mst3k collection lumps plays. The maverick theater presents its 5th annual production of their original and hysterical stage adaption of.
The only thing adult about it is pia zadora being in it but she was only eight at the time so that probably doesnt count. This one is another fan favorite, and until i bought this episode i hadnt seen it. That he chose to revisit santa claus conquers the martians nearly twenty years after the mst3k version shouldnt be surprising. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. The true meaning of christmas prevails after a group of martians travel to earth and kidnap santa and two earth children. Mst3k has an official youtube channel and occasionally puts up full episodes for free. You know, just your typical heartwarming holiday story.
Pia zadora eight years old plays the part of one of the martian children in this exciting tale of santa against the universe. Dec 10, 2006 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. Download or stream this riff in high definition 720p or higher, in file formats that work on a variety of devices. The rise of skywalker, santa claus conquers the martians, baby yoda, and more in todays daily link tank.
Santa claus has safely returned to earth after being kidnapped by martians. Dec 25, 2017 mystery science theater 3000 mst3k episode 521 santa claus original air date. Heres how a twentyfour year old mystery was solved by a shark tooth. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 rotten tomatoes. The martians then take santa and the two children back to mars with them. It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as girmar, one of the martian children.
Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 directed by. Santa claus conquers the martians has been deservedlycalled one of the weirdest movies ever made. Santa claus conquers the martians mst3k video dailymotion. Saw this as a kid, but romantic memories dont always persist. With trace beaulieu, joel hodgson, jim mallon, kevin murphy. From the stars of classic mystery science theater 3000 aka mst3k, rifftrax provides you with hilarious running commentaries for your favorite and notsofav. The production values are more in line with tv shows such as lost in space and pufnstuf than with what i am accustomed to in movies, but that just adds to the films camp value. Santa clause conquers the martians internet archive. Hopefully its meant to be a childrens movie because it sure aint for adults. Still it has somehow struck a cord in the sentimental hearts of moviegoers of all ages. The martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. Club mst3k watch streaming episodes of mystery science. Santa takes the whole thing surprisingly well and is only too happy to help. Santa claus conquers the martians also titled santa claus defeats the aliens is a 1964 science fiction film in which martians, trying to cure the malaise of their children, kidnap the santa claus and a couple of earth kids that got mixed up in the plot and take him to mars to create the first martian christmas.
Mystery science theater 3000 mst3k episode 521 santa claus original air date. December 24, 1993 comedy central greetings and merry christmas, msties. The biggest, most brightlywrapped gift under the colorful christmas tree is a new digital restoration of the unforgettable 1964 bmovie santa claus conquers the martians, best known as the screen. The version you can download at also has no title card. Staying up this christmas eve to watch santa claus.
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